This is sweet:
Your Facebook account has been deactivated.
To reactivate your account, simply log in as you normally would, and we'll send you a reactivation email.
Come back soon, The Facebook Team
All these closed social networking silos are an evil timesink as far as I'm concerned and we definitely need to create open alternatives. Besides, folks can learn everything they want to learn about me from my website.
Next in line: destroying my LinkedIn account.