Let's face it: American politics is a joke.
So while those of a libertarian persuasion debate the merits of voting and others bemoan America's two-party hegemony, I've decided there is a clear choice for president in 2004: Dave Barry. Why accept the laughable candidates offered (thrown?) up by the political duopoly? Exercise your constitutional freedom to write in a truly serious candidate! Heck, he's even got a weblog.